Gubbament not pay for stuff not need to live.
It happen seventeen times in history.
Longest last 21 days.
This one has lasted at least 2.
If I lasts til the twentieth, then we're boned.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather