Jester's Carnival

[jester_of_god]

"Come one Come all to the Jester's carnival.
A competition, of the greatest ever to come, You'll see that it's really a lot of fun.
Each competition is a blast, it's a shame the the competitors never last."

Okay enough rhyming psycho.

"Wh.."

alright This is a competition, or to be more precise a combination of several competitions battles and challenges. Held inside of a shape shifting arena capable of holding any observers. The battlefield itself, is a self contained universe whose existence is observable through a three dimensional portal system in the center, in that way no harm can come to the observers and they'll be able to see all of our actions no matter the distance between or the speed. Unfortunatley do to this it is also possible to finish a fight several days before the Viewers know who one.

Competitors will be seated in the waiting area/pent room/observation tower wih a seperate portal for viewing in real time, or they could choose to sit in the section of their choice.

[Zaleramancer]

You have defied the Lord of the Queue.

Bewareeee!


So who would we use for this?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Respect the queue. No RPs can start until they reach the top of the queue.

[Zaleramancer]

INTRODUCING GRAS'TAGIAON!

The cyber-dragon, he rules over a techno-mage kingdom from the future. Rumor has it, he is only half-dragon.. The other half being some mind-shattering creature from beyond space and time..

He is still the size of a small hill.

[jester_of_god]

Cthullu or Chuck Norris?

[Zaleramancer]

Lovecraftian eldrich abomination.

He looks less lizardy and more like..  a squid I guess.

I had to give him some advantages to help him last longer than three seconds.

[jester_of_god]

Fair enough. Do you want the first move?

[Zaleramancer]

You can narrate, if you want.

I trust you can do a half-abomination cyborg dragon justice.

Annnnd I'm sure I would loose in no time If I did it..

[jester_of_god]

Okay, give me a bi then. Is this an orig. Character or can I get some background info.

[Zaleramancer]

I made it up..

As in, within the last hour.

He's the size of a small office building. His skin is smooth in some places, but scaly in others. Both his front limbs an most of his chest are cyberized. He can't fly, but heals very quickly. He can breathe green fire that is both hot and radioactive. His chest can fire missiles. You go crazy if you look in his eyes. His head is has a many of tentacles that drain power from you if they touch you. His claws are diamond tipped.

He is cold and very conservative when fighting, he takes no unneeded risks. His main preference is ranged attack using his breath weapon and missile launcher. If needed. he will go into the melee, using his size and strength to sqaush enemies..


That enough?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Jester, you can't just start an RP whenever you want. It has to be at the top of the ueue to be eligible for inception. Please close this thread until further notice.

[jester_of_god]

Ít's a non continuous fight RPG which is an offset of New Beggining which is perpetually in play, in addition, it has no story flow and can be participated in or shut off at any time. In truth it's barely an RPG to begin with, more of a more loose version of "IMaginary Battle Royal."

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Still, you really should have put it into the Queue first. If you can just start RPs whenever you want, then everyone can and there would be no reason for the Queue

[jester_of_god]

But this is less of a New RP and more of a continuation of the New Beginning Universe reserved for fights so as not to distract from the main storyline, along with a few contests in between.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Doesn't matter, same rules apply.

[jester_of_god]

why?....eh whatever, I could just continue this in New Beggining anyway converting the entire storlyine into a giant fight arena.

[Zaleramancer]

The Man's closing us down!

*Pulls out a molotov cocktail*

Viva La Revolution!

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Hey, I have one job...run the Queue. I plan on doing my job.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Because that's how it works...and NB is already one big fight.

[Zaleramancer]

ANARCHY!

DOWN WITH THE TYRANNOUS QUEUE!

MWHAHAHAHAH- I'm kind of hungry..-AHAHAHAHAHAH!