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jester_of_god
well not even recycling really, more absorbing ambient energy.
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They did that because they were sad that it couldn't go up stairs.


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“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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jester_of_god
yeah, it'a a shame really, honestly I would have just magnetized the stairs or created a reverse gravity field, it's a bit easier than atomically altering a Slinky
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They're some kind of government science thing..

A bio-computer or something.


Together they're super intelligent..

Alone, they turn into smart, hyperactive, attention deficit squirrels.

“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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jester_of_god
what site is this on?
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http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=1

That.

Takes awhile to get to that part though.


Oh, and..




#5C4RL37 being the squirrel girl.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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so gonna check that out...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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....did she just lock herself out?
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sounds like she locked herself in...
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If she locked herself in why is there a security camera mounted outside of the door, along with an access panel...
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That's a different person, not the Scarlet.(Squirrel girl)

OZ locked her out. It's a supercomputer/AI that the Think Tank was supposed to be monitoring in order to make sure the A.I didn't go all homicidal.. Which it did..

It takes 470~ pages to get to that part of the story.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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Hehe, check the game thread...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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Basically, this company made a super genius artificial intelligence called OZ. Then they made the Think Tank (The squirrel girls) to monitor it and make sure OZ didn't go all homicidal.

Then OZ tried to get rid of one of them, failed, and tried to recapture her in order to get rid of all of them. The person locked up is someone who was accidentally caught.
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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I see...honestly I would have thought that prolonged exposure to the squirrel girls could cause homicidal thoughts.
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Having four hyperactive squirrel girls running around your thoughts.. Yep. That would induce homicidal urges.  
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
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also isn't that a platypus?
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Yes.





“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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jester_of_god
one of the unspoken laws of the universe.
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Ducky strikes back. :o
“She'd become a governess. It was one of the few jobs a known lady could do. And she'd taken to it well. She'd sworn that if she did indeed ever find herself dancing on rooftops with chimney sweeps she'd beat herself to death with her own umbrella.”
― Hogfather
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“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…”   --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)
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