And I fail to understand why the many wonders of the awesome and epiphany-laden feminine form elude you. So we're even.
And it's not just a woman's chest.
Everything about a woman's appearance is just...right. The hair, skin, eyes, curves of the perfect woman for me? Curves are where I came from, and gosh-darnit, they're where I plan to
return...
“…Judge not what a man has done, but judge what he could have done if he was a different bloke altogether. For art thou a leper? And a leper can changeth his spots…” --Rudy Wade, Misfits (Series 4, Episode 8)