HomeStuck RP

[Marvelous Miscreant]

GA: I think I may have an idea what you mean.
GA: My previous sessions have not been entirely successful as well
GA: And you're right
GA: We do seem to be missing a least one other player...
GA: I hope they aren't a lazy slacker

[Gentleman Vaultboy]

I decided a while ago that, while I enjoyed the comic, reading it and talking about it would be the extent of my interaction with Homestuck.

If I start roleplaying it here, that will just make it easier for some tired, bored, stupid Vault in the future to justify trying it somewhere else. And I don't trust him/me.

[Zaleramancer]

FUTURE oddballZorilla begins pestering GentlemanVaultboy
OZ: Do You Fear What Lies Ahead? The Dancing Subtle Web That Lures Forward?
FOZ: It Is Far To Late To Fear.
FOZ: For It Has Already Begun.
FOZ: Now You Fight The Inevitable, A Sisyphean Task. Like A Meteorite Falling Into The Depths Of The Cold Dark Void, You Too Shall Fall.
FOZ: There Is No Escape.
FUTURE oddballZorilla ceased pestering GentlemanVaultboy

[Philote]

Are you sure we can't convince you?

[Philote]

Do we want to include the Class/Aspects from the Sburb Glitch Faq?

Another plot idea for how our session is majorly glitched: When we try to contact or receive information from outside our session (The sburb guides/forums that are mentioned that players strategize in) we are completely blocked or find the information to be blank, isolating us to just what is available within our session.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Hey, does anybody remember that old troll that used to bother the site, CarcinoGeneticist? Well, quick FunFact, the name came from Homestuck. When you start the narration for Jade (GardenGnostic), a few pages in, you see her PesterChum program running, and the name is right there.

 In her TROLLSLUM.

*sigh* Goodness, if I had read the comic back then, I might have perceived the threat much earlier.

[Philote]

Maybe he wasn't a troll, maybe he was just a really good roll player

Also, wrong thread

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Yeah, I noticed, sorry. Copying it to the Homestuck thread.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

penultimateWulf [PW] begins pestering timelessGenerator[TG]
PW: I find the configurations for Sylladexes and Fetch Modi most unsettling, in the level of confusion they present. Still, I must say, the intrigue of experimentation and exploring the strange unknown is...addicting.
PW: Goodness...I sound something of a voyeuristic sadomasochist, don't I?
PW: Sigh, I'd rather nobody answer that. PW out.
penultimateWulf [PW] ceased pestering timelessGenerator[TG]

(Huzzah! What fortune! I managed to mix up number and letter combos to get my favorite color, cerulean!)

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I'm gonna go for No of the non-cannon classes and aspects....Unless they're really really cool.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

gallantArmament [GA] began pestering penultimateWulf [PW]

GA: I have heard through the grapevine that you may be our session's fourth player.
GA: Is this true?
GA: Also...
GA: Who exactly are you?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

penultimateWulf [PW] began pestering gallantArmament [GA]

PW: I may be your fourth. Depends on how the story turns out. I'll let you know when I read all the way through it, to the most current update.
PW: If I decide yes, I'll take the test to see what I end up with and whatnot.
PW: Shouldn't be long before I catch up, seeing as how I started reading three days ago, and I'm already at ACT 4.
PW: PW out.

penultimateWulf [PW] ceased pestering gallantArmament [GA]

(Should be any day now. BTW, why is the new font transcribed to the entire post? I just wanted the PesterChum text to have that font. Ugh...)

[Philote]

Have you checked the aspects from the FAQ?

They are really thought out, though I do not really like the names for a couple of them. That link shows how he pairs the aspects up and sort of fills in the gaps of the current aspects.

The classes though I'm not as impressed with but they have some merit as they do fill in rolls that were not present before and he gives really good detail on how they all fit within the Sburb game that I think they could be used. He also is missing Lord from his title lists even though he has Muse which is odd.

Either way, the information that he lists for the canon classes and aspects is pretty useful.

I'd also like to make it so that this:

HomeStuck Wiki wrote

One theory is that the Maid class is a pun, and that Maids are 'made of (aspect)'

Is true. Even though it wouldn't affect most of us since most of us can not use that class

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I have not...yet.

[Philote]

Alchemy:

"Hyrule Historia" && "Fake Short Sword" = "Hyrule Short Sword"
"Hyrule Short Sword" || "D&D Dice Set" = "HyRoll Short Sword" (Good for a certain Knight of Light? )

"Hammer" && "Bone Dragon Statue" = "Dragon Smithy"

"Laptop" && "Smart Phone" = "Smart Tech"
"Smart Tech" || "MTG Deck" = "Magic Tech"

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Magic Tech? Isn't that a bit of a misnomer? What is it exactly?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I think I've decided on Gauntletkind for my strife specibus.

[Philote]

Its like a Wand, but phone shaped.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Gonna phone in some magic?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

penultimateWulf [PW] began pestering gallantArmament [GA]

PW: So this test thing.
PW: If I take it, then it decides whether I'm on the side of good or evil? Or my abilities? Or both? Or something else?
PW: Also, I want to know how the heck this thing will run.
PW: Who will narrate it, and who's an expert on the mechanics of the game, to know if we're doing it right, etc, etc?
PW: PW out.

penultimateWulf [PW] ceased pestering gallantArmament [GA]

(Hopefully none of the dreaded randomness of the First Act, please. Also, this will skip pass the process of getting to know each player individually, right? Not to mention, all the temporal paradoxes. If those are not left out, then they will require a lot of planning for the future. That should maybe be done over email, so as not to provide spoilers.)