Game: Randomizer Wars!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Alrighty, new game idea! This thread embeds the Randomizer from the Superpower List main site. When you pull up this post, take the random power (BE HONEST) and you can post a battle with somebody else, to see which random power wins! The power may be one-on-one, two on two or whatever combo you choose, as long as there's enough people to facilitate the type of fight you want to engage in.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Alright I got the power "Steampunk Hero", who wishes to challenge me!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Deadly Grip Snap.

You're on!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I immediately run at Marv, and begin to punch all his pressure points, to render him unconscious...

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Before Shad can completely render me unconscious, I turn my body into a steam powered machine of death. A steam powered chainsaw on one arm, and a steam gun on the other. I attempt to blast Shad with scalding hot steam.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Oh, dear!

Well, let's see if I can't figure out a way to handle you still.

I charge at the machine full speed...and duck inside. Time to exploit some MACHINE pressure points.

Hope this works...

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Hey! Get out of my system!

I cause my machine to shake back and forth trying to dislodge Shad, then attempt to fill my machine with the steam that powers it by redirecting the steam pipes.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Aaaargh! That's hot!

Well, at least I found a good pressure point.

"Oooohhh, what does THIS button do?"

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Hey Hey Hey! Awwww there goes my chainsaw arm. I liked that arm.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Heeeyyyy...I'm gettin' good at this.

*Begins pulling random levers, pulling random switches and pushing random buttons*

[Marvelous Miscreant]

"Disengage!" I yell as the top portion ejects from the main machine. It quickly shifts to become a full body suit for me. I aim my left hand at the disgarded machine and fire several small explosives into it from the gun mounted to my arm.

BOOM!

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Aaaaaahhhh!

I duck further inside, hoping Marv's machine is strong enough to protect me from impact.

And upon doing so, I begin pressing some more buttons and pulling and pressing more stuff. Hopefully I can successfully turn this thingy against him.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

"Even if you managed to somehow control that machine, I coud just as easily cripple it. I made it and I know it's weak spots!"

I jump up onto the machine and start ripping pieces off in an attempt to reach Shad deep in the inner workings.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 I honestly should have lied and said I had a different power.

Ah, crap, anyway, I pull one last lever and push one last button.

"Since when do people COMBINE functions in a button?" I think as I push the Eject/Detonate button.

[GreenDay]

I got Potential-Kinesis

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Well, then you take the winner.

[Philote]

I use Outfit Conjuring to make everyone look awesome, the only natural response to show your gratitude is to become my eternal slaves. I win.

[GreenDay]

Stuck on my iPod though, so will probably post slow.

[Marvelous Miscreant]

Since I was awesome enough to do it.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Oh, silly Rabbit, tricks are for kids...

That is NOT happening.