.......DARN IT I"M AS BORED AS HECK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1....................................................................................................so here is a present for bug. "Summons one of the odd creatures from the island that suddenly appeared during the stint of time I used my powers to fix a few things." I smack the thing over the head and it's form warps into that of a twenty something Eurasian woman."
This is a creature I created from recycling some garbage, it's completely subserviant, has minor teleinetic abilities, can make up to four duplicates of itself, an can transform into any shape you can imagine.
Welcome one and All to the Jesters Carnival, where the prizes are greater than your wildest dreams, but the nightmares here shall silence you before you can even scream.