I've been sued over this before. Fine, I'll give it to him, he can sign it later. And here's a wooden splint for the leg, now just hide behind this rock while it heals.
You aren't symmetrical. You. Aren't. Symmetrical.
YOU! AREN'T! SYMMETRICAL!?!?!?!?!?!
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