Down with the Delete This powers!

[Vespert]

- Hyperspace Mallet: The ability to pull a gigantic hammer out of nowhere when you intend to swat an insect or an arachnid.
- Untimely Explosive Sound: The ability to have a loud explosive sound detonate whenever you need to concentrate or be quiet.
- Warm Ice Cream: The ability to make ice creams warm and still hold their shape.
- Face Carver: The ability to make objects see, hear, smell or talk by carving eyes, ears, a nose or a mouth, respectively.

[Mik_Hael]

Hyperspace mallet: Combined with the ability to control or summon insects you have the ability to manifest a large weapon whenever you need to.
Untimely Explosive Sound: With a bit of mental trickery this could allow you to manifest a sound grenade to incapacitate your enemy whenever you wish.
Warm Ice cream: The ability would allow you to basically use this on any ice product so that it would retain it's shape in extreme heat. If it was already hard to begin with you could use this to reach into fires.
Face Carver: The ultimate spying tool, the walls literally have ears and eyes. Just carve a mouth into them later when you want to hear the information.

[Vespert]

Looks like I created reasonably useful powers after all.

Mik_Hael wrote

Hyperspace mallet: Combined with the ability to control or summon insects you have the ability to manifest a large weapon whenever you need to.

Oooh... Those two + giving yourself intense entomo- or arachnophobia! (the mallet only appears because of the user's complete aversion for bugs)

[Vespert]

- Prehensile Feet: The ability to have hand-like feet.
- Film Revolution: The ability to create photographs out of negative films.
- Independent Eyes: The ability to have eyes that move independently.
- Drunk People Language: The ability to understand and fluently speak drunk people language without being drunk.
- Self-Turning Pages: The ability to have the book you're reading stay open and have its pages automatically turn.
- Portraitist's Curse: The ability to always take bad pictures of people.
- Human Snow Globe: The ability to make fallen and falling snowflakes fly everywhere when you shake your body.

[Vespert]

- Expressive Makeup: The ability to reveal a person's feeling of the moment when you apply makeup on their face.
- Human Floppy Disk Drive: The ability to read data contained in a floppy disk, format the floppy disk or save data on it.
- Lucky 100th: The ability to be immune to the 100th bullet that's shot at you.
- Reverse Omnilingualism: The ability to be able to talk, think and sign/mime in a language noone who can hear/see you can understand.
- Sports Week: The ability to be extremely good at certain sports on certain days of the week.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[superfool]

Wow you did a lot nice

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yeah, they're pretty good.

[Vespert]

- Three Steps At A Time: The ability to take stairs and ladders three steps at a time.
- Anywhere Mail: The ability to have mail delivered to you anywhere you are.
- Counterfeit Doppleganger: The ability to create a "double" of yourself, except he/she doesn't resemble you at all.

[Vespert]

- Apple Chromakinesis: The ability to change the colors of apples.
- Self-Hitting Protection: The ability to deviate any hits you're about to give yourself.
- Forced Banana Peel Gag: The ability to negate someone's intention to avoid a banana peel on the floor when they realize what may happen.
- Balloon Head: The ability to make your head swell up with helium and pop off your neck, complete with a string to hold it.
- Surprise Caller: The ability to intercept the call of anyone in the world who's just dialed and is waiting for someone to pick up.
- Onigiri Transformation: The ability to change into an onigiri when you are hugged by a person of the opposite sex or when you feel weak.
- Tea Master: The ability to brew the perfect soothing tea.
- Jack-In-The-Head: The ability to have your jester-shaped brain pop out of your head after singing "Pop! Goes the Weasel".
- Friend People: The ability to make people you want receive a friend request from you on social networks.
- Forced Crocodiling: The ability to force someone to use their native language when they speak.
- Induced "Pop! Goes the Weasel": The ability to make someone sing "Pop! Goes the Weasel", even if they don't know the lyrics.
- Railroad Track Generation: The ability to shoot steel railway tracks out of your long sleeves.
- Guaranteed Lottery Loser: The ability to always play a losing combination or get a loser ticket.
- Human Maraca: The ability to make a sound similar to maracas when you shake your body.
- Fruit Juicer: The ability to change the inside of a fruit into juice while leaving the skin untouched.
- Face Mimicry: The ability to copy someone else's face, and only their face.
- Rotating Wrists: The ability to have wrists that can rotate around the axis of your arm.
- Lara Fabian'd: The ability to psychologically torture people by loop-playing the chorus of Lara Fabian's "Je T'aime".

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 Nice.