First-year students at the OSU Vet School were attending their first class with a real cow. They all gathered around the cow.
The professor started the class by telling them, “In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.
The first thing is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal’s body.”
For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt
of the cow, withdrew it, and stuck his finger in his mouth.
“Go ahead and do the same thing,” he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the cow and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said,
“The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger.
Now learn to pay attention. Life’s tough but it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.
True colours always shine brighter within darkness. ~ WonderDrow ~