What you see next then is what looks like a giant greenish purple blim the size of a football stadium, whose one end has several dozen tentacles rougly a quarter mile long in length flailing behind it, along with one Giant red eye staring at you in a mixture of hatred and hunger as a row of gills flap behind it.
Here's a quick anatomy lesson, they produce vast amounts of methae which tehy store in a sack somewhere int he center of the main body, due to the inbalance of mass vs. volume it allows them to float, while their tentacles hang down below them while in stasis, they can also take in cast amounts of air and release them to alter their altitude, every month or so they have to return to the sea to replenish on watter, but they eat by fishing with their giant tentacles, or outright attacking fishing vessels....it's not pretty when your staring a few inches away from their beak, but then again they don't taste that bad, kind of imagine slightly slimy chicken.
Welcome one and All to the Jesters Carnival, where the prizes are greater than your wildest dreams, but the nightmares here shall silence you before you can even scream.