....Well let's see, we blasted my ship out of an underwater air pocket, and discovered our old mansion which was guarded by my mutated dog, which I got back. Inside the mansion we found out that the old Philote had been killed by a mad scientist that had been using his body to create Zergs. Seeing this drove me iinto a homicidal killing rage/beserker mode, during which the Jester manifested himself with my transformation powers. After a short fight the doctor was simultaneously stabbed with an immutable aura injected spear and shot in the bock by several aura injected nerf blasts. After the fight I tried to kill the rest of you guys but Jester Reigned me back in. During which Bug was stupid enough to inject hiimself with a random syringe entitled Lugia DNA. I hawled his sorry but back to the ship and decided to save him by going into a combination of all pokemon games....five minutes later I teleported out with an army of Mew Two's the skull of Giratina, and The lugian DNA...the experience did not help much with my sanity. I saved Bug by perfecting the transformation syrum, and now I can generate the stuff myself. I even gave Marv a fox form. After a short fight between Philote, who I merged his DNA with the zerg proffessor after the fight to heal his arm, and who then shoved hiimself into a cloning chamber for the phiclone, and Bugia. We decided to venture into the shadow realms using the aforementioned skull of Giratina.
I might be missing a few things but that's the gist of the situation, anyone else want to add anything?
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