Apocalypse RP #1: Zombie Attack.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

If you are on by the time the next battle thingy comes up...

Don't act like it's such a far-out possibility...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

I think I'm well qualified with shadow capability. I've created quite a few novel techniques of my own, if you forgot my profile on the List.

[jester_of_god]

Yes but which of us is more insane, and already has a trainer set up?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I'll need a lot more practice before that happens...

[Celadon's Penultimate]

If by insane you mean chaotic, then you.

If by insane you mean rigorous and grueling, then me.

Unless YOU can grow to immense size and pretend to be an evil giant zombie bent on killing him...

[jester_of_god]

second lever down on the ship plus an aura injection.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yes, you will. But I'll be glad to help. When I'm done with you, you'll be both prepared to use your powers to their fullest extent and scared out of your wits to ever go up against me again.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

And produce normal sized replicates of you at the same time?

[Marvelous Miscreant]

I don't doubt it...

(also I just realized I passed my 100th post)

[jester_of_god]

....for some reason I still want to have a competition with you, I"m not sure why though......by the way I still have a few questions, How do you breathe, the human bodies respitory system isn't nearly efficient enough to handle oxygen transport across the body at that size, and the oxygen percentage isn't enough to keep you running even if it did....nevermind super power physics.

Also, does everything that is currently touching you expand as well....in that case wouldn't that spawn a wave of dog sized dust mites.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Congratz...

Now where'd I put that really big stick?

[jester_of_god]

why congrats?, and couldn't you just use a tooth pick or splinter to make a giant spear......actual hold on, we've picked up a shadow manipulator and an animal tamer. And I think that we have an ant problem, NOW WHO WANTS TO RIDE INTO BATTLE ON THE BACK OF A GIANT SIX LEGGED SCYTHED INSECT OF DOOM?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

@ first: Congrats to MARV for his 100th post.

@ second: Yes I COULD; got any toothpicks?

@third: no thanks...

[jester_of_god]

I've got a leggo mace.

[jester_of_god]

Are you sure?

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Yes.

[jester_of_god]

Are you sure your sure, let me remind you that at the size of a horse the tiger beetle could lap a formula one race car.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

 maybe some other time

[jester_of_god]

ants can lift a hundred times their own weight----------> ant the size of a horse= X

solve for X

in this equation ant can also be substituted with hercules beetle.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Good to know. Got some zombies to smash. Toodles.