okay how about.....wait a second are we all still at the north pole?
In the middle of a frozen tundra an epic battle was taking place. Normally from above the sky one could see an infinite expanse of white, except on this day it was littered with the off grey tone of a writhing sea of rotting flesh, and oddly enough a giant black man and a cruise ship surrounded by a ring of death. Several miles to the left of both of these odd things stood a lone figure in a blazing ring of fire.
"Gruugach......" that is the sound that can only be made by a katana decapitating a rotting corpse. Bug 10000 pulled his katana out from the neck of the corpse when he realized that the crowd of zombies was slowly backing away. "What the he..." before he could finish his sentence he felt a shift in the air behind his head and ducked reflexively. Narrowly avoiding a colossal wall of light which cut several zombies in half embedding itself in a wall of ice half a mile away, before dispersing. Dug rolled back to his feet facing the opposite direction to catch a Glimpse of his assailant....Victor was back.
"ah dam..." rings of flam began to arch across his body but before he could do anything victor began to make a motion to summon yet another wall of light.. "Darn it!!!!!!!!!" Bug hit the ground hard just as a wall of light materialized. Luckily he had acted just in time burn a tunnel through the ice leading directly underneath him.
" Okay come on what do I know about zombies?" Bug thought crawling/swimming his way through the ice. "Scared of fire, slow moving, inarticulate, dies in windmills, brought to life by lighting....no that's Franken...." His thoughts were suddenly cut short by a wall of light cutting through the ice in front of him. ")##&%)*2!!!!!!!". He pushed off from the wall of light just as another shot through the ice where he had been a second earlier.
"Screw this." Bug sent a ball of fire through the ice above him carving out a tunnel to the surface, bursting out of the water back onto the ground....just in time to narrowly dodge yet another wall of light which carved through the ground. Victor was glaring at him angrily.
"Okay corpse but, let's get this over with." Bug sent a wave of flame over his sword and started running towards Victor. Victor immediately started sending out light walls. Bug dodged first to the left, then right narrowly avoiding them. soon all that separated him and Victor was a small stretch of ice barred with a mile long corridor of ice. That was several feet high. "Hah, nowhere left for you to run now you stupid.....why the heck is he smiling?"
Victor smirked as he raised his arm yet again.
"....)*&%" Bug let out a ball of fire beneath him propelling himself upwards just in time to avoid a pencil thin wall of light that cut through the ground like a dagger. Bug landed on the wall of light to get steady for a split second before careening down towards victor with his sword raised....however Victor looked at him with nothing more than an annoyed glare as a dark figure appeared from his shadow and pulled him into the darkness.....
Bug hit the ground hard......melting the ice enough to make a small sauna........"Darn it what the heck....well this sucks."
Take it from here bug.
Good so far? or should I let wulf handle it?
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