Apocalypse RP #1: Zombie Attack.

[jester_of_god]

Unnatural Weapon of Pure Mayhem and Destruction, basically I loose all sense of consciousness whatsoever and fight with the entire arsenal of aura injected toys that I store in my backpack.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Oh, dear. Hurry it up, don't want to be around for the mushroom cloud...

[jester_of_god]

anything that gets' near me dies, period.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

Which is why I won't.

[jester_of_god]

no mushroom cloud this time, I don't have a machine large enough, just a spinning whirlpool of death.....okay enough talking. Time to start excuse me while I meditate.......hehhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahah grauuuuuuuugh.

"few hundred zombies taken out at once through a combination of spontaneous combustion, beheading, multiple impalings, gunshot wounds, and disintegration."

Jester: "Darn it, I'll keep him in line, for a bit, shadow When I give the signal I need you to activate the third and fourth harpoons on the starboard side of the ship, not a second later. I'll knock him out when he's on board.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

[Whd]

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[Celadon's Penultimate]

Well, I forget if we're still on Maui or not. If not, then I vote Oahu (it's the only one I know other than Maui, so, even though I like Hawaii, it's gotta go...)

[Whd]

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[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[jester_of_god]

SHORT OF HYPOCRITICAL DON'T YOU THINK?

how else would I have gotten rid of all of the zombies including shadowulf's clones?

[Ericus Europaeus (Bug)]

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[jester_of_god]

....it was over run by zombies and in mostly destroyed anyway....and that was your home town, I thought it was a random city the zeppelin landed in after I crashed into it......we have the power we can rebuild it, make it better, faster stronger, with a less devastating income tax, it will be the ten trillion dollar city.

their better, we'll rebuild it if we survive.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

You guys are thinking this through much too deep. Let's just say we went to help those folks on the Target Isle, as you say it's called WHD, and then that way we can preserve the better-known islands of Hawaii while still getting to see some zombies die, and still getting to witness a rather awesomely explosion...

[Whd]

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[jester_of_god]

.....so your asking me to create a weapon of mass destruction that can pick out only the zombies to be destroyed, but wait that means I can ask myself to give me an item that would bestow enough energy to me to make one that could encompass the entire planet.

Two minutes later: okay all of the zombies are dead with no harmful effects to the environment, let's all go eat pie.



...in other words no. besides there were no more humans left in the blast zone, that's what the homing tentacles were for.

[Whd]

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[jester_of_god]

...remember what you said about the selective killing, same deal, in other words it would be as if all of the zombies of the world spontaneously combusted.....also how do you know how many women we have, we've got an entire cruise liner full of people for Pete's sake....or at least forty.

[Celadon's Penultimate]

@WHD: He's right, no selective nuking, no matter how awesomely convenient that would be. Just can't be done, otherwise other conveniences will slip through and eventually make the gameplay about as productive as New Beginning (Wait, I'm not supposed to know about it in this universe am I? Ah, oh, well...)

[jester_of_god]

In this universe it would have been a simple RP.